Everyday Normal Guy

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A rap song by comedian Jon Lajoie. For the free MP3 visit www.jonlajoie.com

  1. Thumbs up motherfuckers if your life is turning out to be like this and you're kinda dissapointed :(
  2. so its been over 10 years since the last time he had sex, and it wasn't free
  3. R.I.P Steve :( "You want some of this bitch" 
  4. Taco
  5. I just came here for Steve. x'D <3
  6. to all my everyday normal guys struggling in this new, cruel environment.
  7. This dudes a trip,i actually be bogging my head to his shit bit laughing at the same time...just the shit he say...lmao
  8. if only the league was funny
  9. I can't believe 2007 was 10 years ago.
  10. I seriously hope after 1,000,000 subscribers you're still normal. Best of luck normal guy, I remember watching this when I was a senior in High school fall 2007.
  11. 8 fucking years, jesus christ
  12. Kinda looks like a young David Duchovney
  13. Am I the only one who thinks this beat is still sick as hell? xD
  14. Im watching this because the elder scrolls online is down
  15. When I first listened to this song I was in high school and it made me laugh. Now I grew up, and it kinda makes me sad because I'm becoming an everyday normal guy too.
  16. this is gold
  17. "Everyday Normal Guy" I am just a regular everyday normal guy... Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... And my sexual performances are average I work at customer service for a phone company I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need I live in a small apartment on a quiet street I don't go out too much I like to watch TV I cant afford a car I use public transportation I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook And i am not very good with the women I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking Last time I had sex was in 2003 And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free I am just a regular everyday normal guy... I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... And I get scared when I go see the dentist I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life Easily forgettable and I am not very liked I have an "According to Jim" personality I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah Honestly I probably wont fight back And I don't have many friends that would back me up My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough If you rarely get laid put your hands up If you're not well paid put your hands up If you got a pet cat put your hands up And if you got a bad back put your hands up I am just a regular everyday normal guy... My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... And I am pretty good at making paper planes
  18. stop acting black..... nigger, darude, no ,jizz, scrotum icker balls fulll retar ...!##& wh@ts^$%^@^& wron wi my pc.......... ..... .... .........no.....
  19. This is probably the only rap song where the guy actually lives what he means
  20. I love this shit
  21. You know I listened to this song ages and the older I get the better it gets haha 
  22. he so so so so so dammmmmm fucking cute ill havehim all day all nite call me now baby oxoxoxoxoxoxox
  23. can't believe that this motherfucker is taco now!!! so proud of him. built a netflix career off this one ass video. 
  24. Everyday Normal Guy: http://youtu.be/5PsnxDQvQpw
  25. LoL I watched just 60 sec then hit pause .... That really motivates me even more, never to be average and ordinary.... Cuz you'll end up like that guy... but he want it to be that way...